Dave x male!troll!reader

(Yes you will cuss here so you have been warned and yea and you have noticed you are a troll in here because of course your related to Kankri and Karkat)

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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FUCKASS you growled deeply at Abby she rolled her eyes (nickname) just tell Dave-human that your fuckin flushed for him she said

OK FUCKASS IF IT WAS EASY AS THAT I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT SWEEPS AGO! You yelled at her. She scoffed at you 

(Yay time skip)

OHH HEYYY DAVE your fuckass of a moirail said nudging you you growled at her what's wrong (m/n) is something wrong she said with a innocent smile on her face. NOTHING FUCKASS you growled

====> angry troll be the cool kid

You are know Dave Strider the most ironic cool kid well next to your bro no one can be as cool as your bro no one not even you as of right know your look at your free show of 2 troll glaring at each other well you know does 2 trolls a cancer and a Capricorn (yea I'm a Capricorn I fuckin suck at making stories so bare with me) well you have a crush or a "flush crush" what they call it.  Yea you turned gay just for him but theirs no way who would like you be properly has a flush crush on Jade or on Another troll  well Dave back to reality 

======> Dave be the frustrated Capricorn troll 

You are know Abby and your not a troll who likes to take long with thing you knew Dave liked your moirail  and you knew your Moirail liked Dave and they are your OTP! wow you have been hanging out with nepeta to much! As you sneaked behind the cool kid and pushed him into your Moirail so their lips touch you squeal and honk happily even though (m/n) will be mad at you but you didn't care right know your happy that your happy for them both.

=====> Abby be the surprised Cancer Troll

Your know (m/n) and you don't know what the living hell was happening you just know your kissing your flush crush and may I say passionately you pull away and see a deep blush covering his pale face matespirit you ask he nods you hear honking from behind you. You see your moirail jumping up and down chanting OTP...

You and Dave end up adopting a little baby boy and you guys live happily ever after and you can just thank you fuckass of a moirail for pushing you into Dave..